Binge-Watching This Year's Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the season to slob out on the sofa and demolish a box of mince pies in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
As always, a batch of latest seasonal stories strives to join part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even joining the ranks alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Thus, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to get into the festive feeling, I marathoned as many fresh festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, optimistically, on a positive note. This release is the sole 2025 movie on a popular review site's list of the greatest 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stranded in the UK after finishing their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their attempts are thwarted by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to declare they won’t get home until they “rekindle their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the squabbling siblings is amusing even for the non-fan, while followers will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is excellent for fans and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who must sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a celebrity tricked into a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and older lead Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose representative has deceived him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he insists angrily. You can guess their response. Unless you’re not acquainted with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming storylines, and the supporting actors is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit tacky at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer appears at the beginning of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second consecutive movie. Could this be a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who picks up Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least distinct from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is lifeless—a major flaw when he’s so the focal point.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There's just enough time for a major broadcaster's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) talks him into spending the sum on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the remainder.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the decorations and snow are in the background—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. On the way, she meets a man in a book store who promises to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A commentator recently stated this is the best new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the necessary heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is notable too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The answer is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the assistance of a group of well-known figures.
It’s gentle but sweet, and ideal viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a bickering American family who gather for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s what this is, but in reality it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new offering in the crowded field of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—festive fodder.
It’s a narrative as old as time: An American woman journeys to a picturesque cold country and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher